Taylor Hicklen

mom finally makes sense to me

beefloaf:

when shes roses mom
shes like

shit
what do little girls like
ponies right
princesses
yeah ill get her that
god damn im a fucking awesome mom

time to “vaccuum”
cause im all like
the fucking single mom around this house lmfao
fucking crater babies i didnt even get myself pregnant like i always thought i woudl

oh her cat died
lmao what if i like
built a mausoleum
for a cat

What kills me is that Mom Lalonde, in a weird way, has the most common sense so far.

(Source: manfiction)

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